An ode to the lives we chose not to live. I will now turn it over to the incredibly talented jeff ensminger, whom this piece is on, since he is bored in my living room right now: "uhh, I'm not quite sure what to say, but this is an honor to be talking on the magnificently wonderful nick baxter's website. Hope you like my leg." OK, thank you Jeff, that was very nice of you to say about me. P.S.-- www.jeffensminger.com, pretty much go there or die. P.P.S.-- Make sure you get those TPS reports into my office, mkay?